Archive for the ‘Holidays’ Category

Choosing A Halloween Costume

Halloween time again!  With the allure of free candy lurking behind every doorway, what’s a frog to do?  Why do I even need a costume; when I walk down the street my slimy green skin attracts stares as it is.  Hey, life’s tough when you are an amphibian sex symbol.  Halloween is the one day [...]


Fathers Day Gifts

Frog Here:  Let’s cut the crap.  If I wanted a tie I’d go out, get a job, and buy one myself.  Until then I’m going to sit home and surf the net while sipping my coffee.  Forget computer related gifts.  Let’s not even pretend you dames have a clue about computers from a hole [...]


Mother’s Day Gifts And Jayne Bleackley

Even Frogs have mothers, see.  Of course we don’t quite pop them out like Jayne Bleackley.  The mother with the record for two children born in separate births. She gave birth to 2 children 208 days apart.  And you know what gift those kids got her each and every Mother’s Day?  I guarantee you it’s [...]